This sceptred Isle 3 - No Smoking
Posted July 1st, 2007 by editor
NO SMOKING INSIDE
NO SCRATCHING INSIDE OR OUT
NO FARTING INSIDE
NO PARKING ANYWHERE
NO FEEDING THE SEAGULLS
NO LITTER DUMPING OUTSIDE
NO WANKING OUTSIDE
NO HOPE
NO LIFE (OFFICIAL)
Allen Saddler
Comments
Well,
As it says in the Bible
the sanctimonious shall inherit the earth.
The rest of us will go to hell, where at least we'll be able
to have a smoke,
and a drink...